Title: You Can't Beat Samantha...or Burt Reynolds
Story: Samantha challenges the gang to stop her from taking first place at the talent show. The guys accept knowing full well that they have a combined talent pool of zero. They get desperate and hire these 3 tiger cubs (don't ask me what Ive been smoking) to beat Samantha and her band. The cats agree (they are paid off with BBQ corn nuts and cat nip) and outplay Samantha but the show was rigged so they lose. The guys realize that Samantha bribed the PTA judges with brains but the cats dont care and maul the guys bad. All the while Number 3 starts to appear within Kevin causing him to hallucinate (his most vivid one involves a certain purple dinosaur with maggots in its mouth inviting Kevin to Hell) and vandalize the town while asleep.
Moral: No clue