Strahd (strahd13) wrote,
Strahd
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CornPorn!!!!

(Female Corn running away from scary Corn-Men)

Corn-Men Leader: You can't run forever bitch we're going to make you take it on all fours!

Corn Girl: EEEE!!! Nooooo! AHHHHH!

(they catch up with her)

Corn-Men Leader: Hold this whore down and..... (zooms in on evil corn mans eyes)shuck her

(they rip her husk off revealing shiny perky "niblets")

I am scared of myself. This came to me while I was putting corn on the salesfloor this morning...someone hold me.


(I plan on using this as a parody of anime's in the comic)
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