Corn-Men Leader: You can't run forever bitch we're going to make you take it on all fours!
Corn Girl: EEEE!!! Nooooo! AHHHHH!
(they catch up with her)
Corn-Men Leader: Hold this whore down and..... (zooms in on evil corn mans eyes)shuck her
(they rip her husk off revealing shiny perky "niblets")
I am scared of myself. This came to me while I was putting corn on the salesfloor this morning...someone hold me.
(I plan on using this as a parody of anime's in the comic)